"Even if she gets other people to help?" Jane raises her eyebrows, doubtful. "If you can stop her, fine, but all she has to do is get some new friends to hold you back and then we're both fucked. Just cockblock her, all right? Act like her friend and she might listen to you."

This would be so much easier if Karen didn't have her heart set on the goddamn princess cosplay she was already planning. But she did, so now Connor gets the role of animal sidekick who keeps her out of trouble.